There are certain rules one should follow when taking an aqua class
Do not wear a scent. No matter how good it smells out of the water when mixed with chlorine in a humid environment it is very gross.
Do not wear makeup. I don't want that in my pool water.
No matter how old you are most men do not look okay in a speedo. After the age of 70 no man looks good in a speedo. I promise.
If you qualify for the early bird specials then please make sure your suit fits. I have seen more than my fair share of senior citizen privates.
The sign on the sauna clearly states you must have clothing on. Please see above.
Do not yap through the entire class, the room with the pool is poorly designed and I can't hear the instructor as it is. I don't need to hear about how ungrateful your son is. Its enough work to be someone's ungrateful daughter.
Find a way to be in the class with some sort of hearing device. Makes it easier when you can hear what's going on around you.
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