Thursday, September 13

It's not unusual

With the cooler weather it seems harder and harder to get up in the morning.  This morning I just could not make it out the door for the early morning class at the gym.  Yoga's not really an option, my balance is not the best and I could take out an entire class with one trip.  Spin class? Yeah I'm so not ready for that kind of punishment.  Zumba?  Hmm Zumba.  I heard about this.  Housewives go to Zumba.  This I can handle!

So I get to the class and the music starts and I realize something quite quickly.

This is what I thought class would be for me being Spanish and all


Sadly it turns out I was a bit more like this






Once I got past the sad sad realization that being Spanish does not translate into being a great Latin dancer I got back to the business of the class.  The instructor is an insanely upbeat woman who bounces around the entire room and class like she's having the time of her life.  Don't you hate people who are having a good time while you are wondering what the hell you got yourself into?  

And then there she is in the front row. That one girl whos presence is both annoying and well annoying.  She is a size zero, she can dance and she can work out with her long flowing hair looking perfect.  I'll admit it, I'm not very evolved when I am sweating and in pain.  I wanted to trip her and her perfect moves.  I was mesmerized by the fact that this girl's hair never moved and she didn't sweat.   I have decided she is some sort of alien life form, it makes me feel better about myself.

The hour class went by quite fast.  Once you realize that everyone else dances like Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air its actually kind of fun. 




I may just swap this out with the boot class Body Works class.




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